October 21, 2006 at 5:35 am
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- Native Beard Installation, frequently updated, but never uninstalled.
- Native Petruding pony tail, with cat5 cable tie.
- Owns a broken 21″ Monitor bought second hand and damaged.
- Generally goes on about how the “best way of doing something” needs to be used in situation x and y but clearly not z.
- Has got through more keyboards than elton john.
- Has an opinion about all hardware whether they have used it or not.
- Proper syntax and grammar, are actually, extremely important in intelligent conversation.
- Native inability to RTFM / RTM but insists so to all other, lower beings.
- Searches for funny comments in source code on Google Code Search.
- Say they will turn up to LAN events but sits at home hacking instead.
- Makes comments like “Why are all our users so fucking stupid?”
- Actually likes windows because it keeps idiots away.
- Flip Flops.
- Previously undiscovered accents of which no origin can be derived.
- Arranges programming languages into linked lists so the “current” lame language can always be monitored and kept up to date.
- The more obscure a problem is , the better. The more obscure the required resposne is, the better.
- Inhibition to think about anything apart from startrek, security, X-Files, Zombies, Guns and startrek films.
- Never thinks about playing games because are far too busy for that….ahem.
- Roll Playing Games are King, geeks have been reportedly eaten whole by them.
- Repeats the words BSD 386 constantly.
- Bitter hate for anything that sounds remotely like “AOL”.
- Binary vision of customers, intelligent/stupid.
- Tools Tools Tools.
- UFO Books, Books, Programming Books.
- Unable to read the size 36 print in For Dummies’ Books.
- Inability to leave sites such as google, alexa and digg alone for longer than 5 minutes.
- Says “back in the day” more than your grandma.
- Worships well designed full-tower computer cases, such as the Lian Li PC70.
- Freelance.
- Uses IP adresses to refer to his friends.
- When meeting friends IRL references them by their online alias.
- Has totally battered car with 3rd party insurance, or fine car with full insurance.
- Has interesting views about the US military and tin foil hats.
- Has dreamed of creating a woman robot (sigh).
- Prefers using bytes to describe 40gb files.
- Makes nasty noises when talking about Vista and SSL.
- Insists on hosting their own DNS services and moan when unable to.
- Uses mobile computer devices such as pda’s and electronic organisers.
- Obsessively interested in RSS feeds ,comedy jokes and oldschool music sites.
- Affected by invisible physical pains when boss or client says certain words like “Broke” “help me its broke”, “why is this broke?” or “what does this do then?”.
- Has access to more accounts on websites than the chinese government, but makes loads of comments about the chinese government anyway..
- Sells Linux CD’s and Shirts Online at no profit
- Grins when the word “Opensource” is spoken aloud.
- Unable to contain ideas without demonstrating them with their hands.
- Visits friends when their DSL/satellite link stops functioning.
- Thinks NASA airbrush pictures, and has the evidence on their hdd to prove it.
- Can Speak fluent klingon
- Favourite Phrases: deprecated, putaq, RSS, CSS, terminal, open*, *owned, *, stupid, user, stupid users, useless users, idiot users, broken users, bad users, don’t break it, please please don’t break it, moron, complete utter moron(s).
- Uses Masks and pseudo to describe things faster that only he or she will understand.
- Considers the illuminati, Free Masons and the US government to be the scourge of mankind.
- Cried at the end of terminator almost as much when Enterprise S4 ended.
- Didn’t like DS9 but prefered Voyager.
- Noticed that in TNG you can hear the wooden floor as captain picard walks along in s3 ep4.
- Has installed an OS more times than gone to the toilet.
- Pizza, Cigarettes, OpenSSH can be used to attract nearby geeks.
- Know that Google’s headquarters isn’t really as cool as everybody is making out.
- Approves of cow’s, or maybe sheep and other FarmYard animals.
- Llamas. mmm…
- participate in obscure coding competitions… and win.
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